Green P@stures

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And these are from The Sacred Sandwich:

Concerned with the possibility of easy-witchism, the girls wonder why Esmeralda
shows up once a year for the halloween Tea Party but can’t seem to make it to the
weekly spell-casting meetings.

Peggy couldn’t be sure, but she had a funny feeling
that Bob and his son had become Hyper-Calvinists.

Not wanting to get left behind, the Tim LaHaye Drill Team
practice their rapture skills every morning before breakfast.

With the implementation of assigned seating, the elders at
Redstone Baptist Church finally began to pinpoint the wheat
and the tares.

As demonstrated above, the “Heresy Avoidance
Technique” is useful in filtering out Mormons,
Jehovah’s Witnesses and lame church bands